What in misjudged flatulation?

Updated 4/7/20, 1:30 pm EST: Due to a verbal misfire, “self-flagellation” was rendered as “self-flatulation” in an earlier version of this story. Though tempted to leave the nonsensical ... Self-Flatulation, Toot Suite. There is an old joke about a flatulent man who goes to the dentist with a bum tooth. The dentist says that, naturally, the problem is that he is passing wind, especially one that makes an odd noise and rhymes with yonder.

2021.10.24 18:34 Jordan311R What in misjudged flatulation?

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2021.10.24 18:34 TheOwl01 Co-Req taken at community college during same semester. What can I do?

I was wondering if someone could help me out. I will be taking a class at a community college in the spring, however, an error I am running into is that the class I’m taking at community college is a Co-Requisite for my class at UD. Is it possible that I can still take the course?
The credit can be transferred over according to UD Credit Matrix, but I don’t know if there will be any issues during the week of scheduling for the spring semester. My advisor is on vacation, and I need answers immediately. Anything would be appreciated!
Thank you in advance!!
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2021.10.24 18:34 trueworldnews Una pequeña dosis de Caracas y Tercermundismo [/u/rosshofle]

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2021.10.24 18:34 aysdeea Așa ceva? Din seria ' și când credeam că le-am auzit pe toate...(inepțiile)' ..

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2021.10.24 18:34 alongusernameistaken МЗ: България прилага ваксини с удължен, а не с изтекъл срок на годност

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2021.10.24 18:34 getoffmylawnplease [wtb] badger c1 30mm 1.93” tan (oh)

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2021.10.24 18:34 Forever232 My money and miner disappeared from my account.. Anyone else have this happen?

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2021.10.24 18:34 el_kutzo Darkrai raid on me if anyone wants to help it’d be appreciated! Inviting first 10 to add these accounts!

Thanks in advance!
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2021.10.24 18:34 moustafa_be ما هو التعلم النشط ؟ وما هي استراتيجيات التعلم النشط ؟ | مـــثابـــــــــر

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2021.10.24 18:34 trueworldnews Veluwe, this morning. Near Garderen [/u/JeroenS80]

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2021.10.24 18:34 EvilAsshole Chrysalis outside my house.

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2021.10.24 18:34 noblerthanyoutoo A little saddened

I’m just kind of at a loss for words right now. Idk why I feel this way but I had plans made with some of my friends and well I also wanted to surprise my girlfriend at work for a bit and when I left I just wanted to see her a bit more but I also still wanted to meet up with my friends. Once it got time to meet up with them I just ended up not going with my friends and I feel so bad. I just literally just stayed at home waiting for my girlfriend to get out of work. Idk I just feel sad I let them down.
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2021.10.24 18:34 testing35 Has anyone found a compatible sad card reader for the duo please? Thanks

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2021.10.24 18:34 Ordinary-Gain7180 Just found this sub, what would you think of me?

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2021.10.24 18:34 Necquow Im sorry... Currently 11-0 with him :(

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2021.10.24 18:34 AutonomousAutomaton_ Please help with these 3 beauties

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2021.10.24 18:34 trueworldnews POV: You are in the bathroom of an albanian wedding [/u/DismalBackground1]

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2021.10.24 18:34 Seva0305 Picks (Three different ones)

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2021.10.24 18:34 altro16 Can you use your crypto.com account for the exchange app or do you need to make a new account?

Do a need to make a account specifically for the exchange?
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2021.10.24 18:34 Ok_Question4148 From the Empire of man to the Republic of the Galaxy part 2

Sol standard date. Year 2632.
Diplomat Sam Marshall
After ending the communication with Captain Sherman I started to go over the relevant information for our potential friends. I noticed something strange about the description and the photos I received, so I grab the near by tablet and look up the name 'Lasat' and what I found was more then unexpected it was a little unnerving. They are a direct copy of the creatures described even there customs and weaponry match up Exactly from what it says on the wikipedia for 'Star Wars'. Confused I pull up data from creatures spotted on the planet and what I found didnt make sense.
Calling captain Sherman to ask him a few questions about the planet that he is observing while my staff is getting a ship ready. "this has to be a joke or a prank..." I say under my breath while the call goes through.
On my screen is captain Sherman "Sir? is there anything else I can help you with?" he asks. Staring him down I ask in a very stern tone "Captain is this a joke?" Confused and concerned Sherman asks back "Sir? I'm not sure what your talking about?" Seeing the clear confusion on his face I asked him "Why do you call them 'Lasat'?" quickly responding he said "I dont know sir that's just what my team was calling them. they said they looked like something off of star wars or something so I didnt really go into it. Why?"
Telling him about my recent discovery, his face was contorted in complete confusion not really understanding the implications of what's happening. "Sir. What does this mean." I pause for a moment trying to think of an Appropriate response. "I...dont..know?"
One of my support staff barges into my room abruptly interrupting my call with the captain "Sir the ship is ready to depart!" one of my assistance say in an excited tone "this is amazing. Finally our 1st ever contact with an alien race! This is a monumentous occasion for humanity!" hiding my confusion I say sternly "It is, but that doesn't give you the right to barge into my office without knocking does it?" he freezes with a look of I done fucked up he respond "No Sir sorry sir." I tell him "I'll be done in a few moments wait for me at the ship my guards will escort me down" he nodes and leaves.
Giving my full attention back to the captain I say" Well right now we need to get ready. I will warp there in approximately 30 minutes so please stand by."
Getting up I walk out of my office with my 2 gards trailing behind me, both are ex-marine and both in their new advanced Power suits. they give great range and mobility, extra Strength, high plasma, and high kinetic resistance and atmospheric and weather controlled for emergencies. it's truly the pinnacle of our military sciences. Walking forward i place my hand on the wall to equip my suit. It's a sleek design black with a white undershirt and a black tie all redesigned to look like a normal business suit but with some perks a slight plasma, electricity, and laser, but nothing when it comes to kinetics. I've had to many close calls to even think of going to an alien world without protection. So I grab a portable shield generator, there fairly reliable, and are invisible to the naked eye but do give off a small power reading. I just hope it doesn't come to that, but that's life I suppose.
I have a few small chapters written I'm just trying to get the writing style down I guess how I put it I don't know anyway I hope this is better than the last one or at least it's easier to read
Criticism always welcome!
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2021.10.24 18:34 _OneMoreUser_ How can I make a minecraft server?

How can I make a minecraft server - active 24/7 - while my computer is off - unlimited memory - no money I guess this is possible, but I’ll share the post anyways
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2021.10.24 18:34 trueworldnews Picture i took at the shirvanshah palace couple days ago. Im from the Netherlands and visited Baku for a week [/u/XC0L0NISTX]

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2021.10.24 18:34 svanapps r/dogecoin - No more hodl 😂😂

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2021.10.24 18:34 Hyper_Star1 Radio

Man I hope they add a feature where you can play songs from their playlist while swinging. The only think I hated about Miles Morales was that you could only listen to On My Own at the end of the first mission and never again.
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